Saturday, December 4, 2010

Rob: The first

I'm Rob. I write stuff, so you wont see many illustrations coming from any of my entries. Except any Lauren feels like contributing such as this.
I love how my dashing good looks can even come across in basic forms of shapes.

Firstly, I must address why we haven't updated in two whole months. There are tons of reasons. We're both students with work to do, we're incredibly lazy, have books to read, have games that need playing, illustrations to complete, deadlines to meet, etc. Lauren also can't save any drawings on her computer because her program passed its free trial date or something, I don't know; She tends to just use it as an excuse to not do anything whenever I bring up the subject of the blog.

(Don't tell her I said that, she gets awfully gripy when I mention how lazy she is.)

Second, you should get to know me. I'm uninteresting, so I'll make a list of stuff about me. You'll know me intimately by the end; that's how these things work, correct?

  1. I eat dry cereal—Don't be hatin.
  2. I'm a journalism student—The life of a person who thrives on nothing but verifying facts is hell on Earth.
  3. I read—Comics, books, journals, etc. It's just something I'm stuck doing because of my major and job.
  4. I play video games when the time is right—Mostly stuff on my Wii or DS. I'll get more advanced as time goes on. Being poor sucks.
  5. A squirrel and a bird often sit outside my window in the morning and have deep, meaningful conversations.
  6. If talking to yourself is the first sign of madness, I should've checked into the doctor's at the age of eight.

Now we know each other on a personal level. I'm glad we could spend the time to be friends. Can I borrow twenty bucks? I swear, you'll get it back by next weekend.

Right now, Lauren and I plan on further updates as the holiday break rolls closer. Maybe we'll get off our asses and do something right for once. We'll see. For now, take this crude interpretation of my girlfriend in tow.

Oh. Uh. Hi there.
Um. You may remember me from some blogs such as this one that is never updated because I am a terrible being and I suck at being responsible.

The truth behind this is...
IT'S ROB'S FAULT. YEAH. THERE. I SAID IT.
OH YEAH. HIS FAULT ALRIGHT.
I TOLD HIM TO UPDATE THE BLOG.
BUT DID HE LISTEN? NOOOO

So there. I am the responsible one while he is the super terrible being!